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史上最强笑话二十则,妙语连珠,搞笑至极!

时间:2019-02-23 18:16:55  分类:搞笑心情短语  阅读:

YI、SHIJIESHANGYOULIANGGEWO,YIGEJIANXIEXINGFAFENTUQIANG,YIGECHIXUXINGDUOLUOFANGZONG!

ER、ZHEIGENIANTOU,ZHAODAOZHENAIDEJILVHEBEILEIPIDEJILVCHABUDUO!

SAN、JIEHUNYIHOU,DALAOGONGYIDINGYAOTUOLEYIFUDA,YINWEICHUANZHEYIFUDAJIAOJIABAO,TUOLEYIFUDAJIAOQINGDIAO!

SI、JIAORENHAIQIAN,JIUXIANGSHIANLIANYIYANG,ZONGJUEDEBUHAOYISISHUO!DANGNIGUQIYONGQISHUOLE,GAOBUHAOLIANPENGYOUDOUMEIDEZUO!

WU、NIYAOCHIBAO,YAOZAOSHUI,BUYAOZHANGZHEZIJIZHANGDECHOUJIUKEYIRENYIAOYE!

LIU、SHENMEJIAOCHENGSHU,NIMAMEICUINI,NIJIUCHUANSHANGQIUKULE!SHENMEJIAOQINGCHUN,NIMACUIZHENI,NIHAISHIBUCHUANQIUKU!

QI、RENSHENGYAOTANYICHANGHONGHONGLIELIEDELIANAI,HEYOUYICISHUOZOUJIUZOUDELVXING,SHUODEHAOXIANGBUYAOQIANSIDE!

BA、ZHUANJIASHUOZOULUBUNENGWANSHOUJI,HEDEWOXIANZAIDOUSHIPAOZHEWANSHOUJILE!

JIU、XINSHIDAIDENVXING,SHANGDELETINGTANG,FANDELEWEIQIANG,DOUDELEXIAOSAN,DADELELIUMANG,JIUSHIXIABULECHUFANG!

SHI、AIXIAODENVSHENG,YUNQIBUHUITAICHA,AIZIPAIDENVSHENG,SHOUJIBUHUITAICHA!

SHIYI、YIFENZHONGYOUDUOZHANG?ZHEIYAOKANNISHIDUNZAICESUOLIMIAN,HAISHIDENGZAICESUOWAIMIAN!

SHIER、JINTIANQICHUANGZHIHOUGENLAOGONGSHUO:WOYAOHUAZHUANGLE!ZHEIERHUOLAILEJU:NEIBUSHIHUAZHUANG,SHIDABIANHUOREN!

SHISAN、NVSHENJIUSHIZHANGDEXIANGBEIPGUOYIYANG,NVDIAOSIJIUSHIZHANGDEXIANGBEIPIGUOYIYANG!

SHISI、XIANGWOZHEIMEDANCHUNDEHAIZI,CONGLAIBUFENXIERYUWOZHADELISHIWENTI,GENGBUHUIZUONEIMEYOUXINJIDESHUXUETI!

SHIWU、ZHANGROUZHEISHIYOUZHONGCHONGXIONGLAI,BIELAOCHONGZHELIANQUA!

SHILIU、XINYANZHEIDONGXI:RUGUONIXIANGDUOLE,JIUSHIXIAOXINYAN;XIANGSHAOLE,JIUSHIQUEXINYAN;YIZHIXIANGNI,JIUSHISIXINYAN;BUXIANGNI,NEIJIUSHIMEIXINYANLE!

SHIQI、HENKAIXINZHONGYUJIESHULEYINIANDEDANSHENSHENGHUO,YINGLAILEXINYINIANDEDANSHENSHENGHUO!

SHIBA、SHENMESHIPEIQI?JUTIDEWOYEBUZHIDAO,WOZHIZHIDAO:ZHUNIANBUNULI,SHADOUPEIBUQI!

SHIJIU、XIAOSHIHOUBIXUEXICHENGJI,ZHANGDAHOUBIGONGZISHOURU,XIANZAILIANZOUGELUDOUYAOBIBUSHU!FANGGUOWOBA,WOZHIXIANGZUOYIGEYUSHIWUZHENGDELAJI,KEDENGWOZHENDEZUOLELAJICAIFAXIAN,JURANLIANLAJIDOUYAOFENLEI!

ERSHI、ZAIZHEIGEBOQINGNIANDAI,YAOXIANGBIERENDUININIANNIANBUWANG,ZUIHAODEBANFAJIUSHIQIANQIANBUHAI!


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