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时间:2019-02-23 17:59:17  分类:搞笑心情短语  阅读:

YI、HAOBURONGYIXIGUANLEZIJIDEZHANGXIANG,LILEGEFA,YOUHUANLEYIZHONGCHOUFA。

ER、XINSHIDAIDENVXING,SHANGDELETINGTANG,FANDELEWEIQIANG,DOUDELEXIAOSAN,DADELELIUMANG,JIUSHIXIABULECHUFANG。

SAN、BIEZAICHANGSHENMEWANGHOUYUSHENGLE,NVHAIZIBUNULIZHENGQIAN,BUSHEDEBIANMEI,WANGHOUYUSHENG,ZUOFANSHINI,XIYISHINI,ZUOJIAWUSHINI,ZAOXIANQIDESHINI,KANHAIZIHAISHINI。

SI、YONGYUANBUYAOHEFUMUCHAOJIA,YINWEINICHAOBUYINGDESHIHOUZHIYOUAIMA,DANGNICHAODEYINGDESHIHOUZHIYOUAIDA。

WU、XINQINGBUHAODESHIHOU,BIANCHIFANBIANGAOSUZIJI:MEIGUANXI,WOSHIZUIPANGDE。

LIU、BUYAOZONGNAZIJIGENBIERENBI,NIXIANMUBIERENSHOU,BIERENHAIXIANMUNICHANGWEIHAO,NIXIANMUBIERENYOUQIAN,BIERENHAIXIANMUMEIRENZHAONIJIEQIAN。

QI、ZUORENZUISHIBAIDEMOGUOYUTANGSENG,SHENBIANDERENWULUNSHIDISHIYOU,ZONGXIANGSONGTASHANGXITIAN。

BA、MEIQIANMEISHIJIANLVYOUDEHUA,MAIGEDIQIUYIBA。SHIJIENEIMEDA,NIBUDANKEYIKANKAN,HAIKEYIZHUANZHUAN。

JIU、NVRENSHUODAODIHAISHIGANXINGDE,DUIGEZHONGXIAODONGWUHAOWUMIANYILI,LIRUBUJIADIWEILONG,HANMA,JIEBAO,LUHU,BAOMADENG,DANGRAN,HAIYOUTIANMAO。

SHI、BUXIANGBENSAN,HAIMEIERGOU。

SHIYI、KANDIANSHIJULIZHUJIAONAODAIKAOZAIGONGJIAOCHEDEBOLISHANG,ZHENSHIWEIMEIDAOBAO,WOYESHIGUO,CHADIANMEIZHENCHENGNAOZHENDANG。

SHIER、ZHEIGESHIDAIZUOSHENMESHI,MENJIANDOUBIANDEHAOGAO,XIANGDANGGEZHAINAN,NIMAIDEQIFANGZIMA?

SHISAN、RENDAOZHONGNIANJIUSHIYIBUXIYOUJI!WUKONGDEYALI,BAJIEDESHENCAI,LAOSHADEFAXING,TANGSENGDEMOJI,HAILIXITIANYUELAIYUEJINLE。

SHISI、NIZHANGDEZHEIMEPIAOLIANG,SHOUXIANYAOGANXIENIDEBAMA,YAOBUSHITAMENJILENIYISHUANGQIAOSHOU,NINENGBAZIJIPDEZHEIMEMEIMA?

SHIWU、FANJUDESANDABEIJU:XIANGQINGDERENMEILAI,LAIDERENDOUHENIWUGUAN,JIEZHANGDESHIHOUZHISHENGXIANIYIGEQINGXINGDE。

SHILIU、KANNISHOUSIKUAIDIBAOGUOSHINEIZHONGQITUNSHANHEDEZITAI,YIDIANDOUBUXIANGLIANKUANGQUANSHUIPINGGAIDOUNINGBUKAIDERUONVZI。

SHIQI、YOUMEIYOUFAXIAN,QISHITANGSENGYETINGSEDE。PENGDAOZHANGDEBUZENMEYANGDEJIAOSHIZHU,PENGDAOZHANGDEHAOKANDEJIUJIAONVPUSA。

SHIBA、NIWUFAJIAOXINGYIGEBUHUINIXIAOXIDEREN,DANSHIHONGBAONENG。

SHIJIU、BIERENDEERSHIJISUI:SHOULIANZHEN,KAIYANJIAO,DIANBILIANG,TIANZHIFANG,PINGGUOJI;ZIJIDEERSHIJISUI:ZHEIGEHAOCHI,NEIGEHAOCHI,HAHAHA,LAOBAN,ZAILAIYIFEN!

ERSHI、JIANYIDAJIACHANGSHIZAOSHUIJUE,DUOYUNDONG,BUCHIYEXIAO,BUCHOUYANBUHEJIU,ZAOSHUIZAOQIYANGCHENGYIGELIANGHAODEXIGUAN,JIUERJIUZHI,NIJIUYIGEPENGYOUDOUMEIYOULE。

ERSHIYI、QIUTUIJIANYIKUAN400WANYISHANGDEPAOCHE,QIBUKUAI,GOUSHUSHI,WAIGUANHAOKANDIANDE,YUEGUIYUEHAO,WOXIANGHUANGESHOUJIBIZHI。

ERSHIER、ZAIWAIPINSANNIAN,YIWUSUOYOUDEHUIDAOJIA。BENYIWEIMAMAHUIDAFALEITING。KEMEIXIANGDAOMAMAMEIYOUMAWO,HAIANWEIWO:“HAIZI,NIBINGBUSHIYIWUSUOYOU,ZUIQIMANIHAIYOULIANHUILAI。”

ERSHISAN、“DUIDAIQIANRENNISHISHENMETAIDU?”“ZHUTABUYUNBUYU,ZISUNMANTANG。”

ERSHISI、DANGWOTAOYANYIGERENDESHIHOU,RUGUOZHEIGERENTURANSHUOXIHUANWO,NEIWOJIUYIDIANYEBUTAOYANTALE。WOJIUSHIZHEIMEYOUYUANZE,YINWEIWOWUFATAOYANYIGEYOUYANGUANGDEREN。


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