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有文化逗比的搞笑句子,幽默风趣,让人哑然失笑!

时间:2019-02-23 18:24:22  分类:经典搞笑语录  阅读:

YI、DUSHINIANYUWEN,BURULIAOBANNIANWEIXIN!

ER、RENSHENGRUMENG,WOZONGSHIMIAN;RENSHENGRUXI,WOZONGCHUANBANG;RENSHENGRUGE,WOZONGPAODIAO;RENSHENGRUZHANCHANG,WOZONGZOUHUO!

SAN、WANGSHANGSHUODANQINGKEYIBAOYANGTOUFA!XIZAOSHIDALEGEJIDANZAITOUSHANG!JIEGUOSHUITAITANGGUALEYITOUDANHUA!

SI、DIANSHIDOUSHI:JINIDUOSHAOWAN,LIKAIWONVER!XIANSHIDOUSHI:JIWOMENDUOSHAOWAN,FOUZELIKAIWONVER!

WU、WOPIQIBUHAO,CHENGJIBUHAO,QIZHIBUHAO,XINGGEBUHAO,ZHANGXIANGBUHAO,WEIYIZHIDEJIAOAODEJIUSHI:XIAOHUAHAO!

LIU、YIMUQIANFANGJIAZHANGDESUDU,WOYEBUXIWANGNENGMAIDEQIYITAOJINGJISHIYONGFANGLE,ZHIXIWANGLAODESHIHOUNENGMAIDEQIYITAOJINGJISHIYONGFEN!

QI、BUYAOWENWOWEISHENMEZHEIMENENGSHUI,WOSHILINGCHENCHUSHENGDEHAIZI,TIANSHENGJIUQUEJUE!

BA、NVREN,XIAOSHIHOUYOUBABATENG,ZHANGDALEYOULAOGONGTENG,LAOLEYOUERZITENG!NANREN,XIAOSHIHOUTINGMAMADEHUA,ZHANGDALETINGLAOPODEHUA,LAOLETINGNVERDEHUA!

JIU、JINLEKAOCHANGJIUDELEJIANWANGZHENG,CHULEKAOCHANGJIUDELEWANGXIANGZHENG!

SHI、SHIBAISHICHENGGONGZHIMU,NEICHENGGONGZHIFUSHISHEINI?XIANGWOZHUANZHANGSHIYUAN,NIJIUSHICHENGGONGZHIFU!

SHIYI、WULIAODEZUIGAOJINGJIE,KAIZHEDIANSHI,ANZHESHOUJI,JIAOZHELINGSHI,WANGZHEDIANNAO!

SHIER、XINLANGTIYUJIUSHIZIBENJIAFAMINGDE“JIYAOMAERPAODEKUAI,YOURANGMAERBUCHICAO”DEGONGJU!

SHISAN、DANGJINSHEHUI,SHENGMIZHUCHENGSHUFANYIJINGMEIYOUYONGLE,JIUSUANBIANCHENGBAOMIHUA,GAIPAODEHAISHIHUIPAO!

SHISI、XIAOXUEKEBENZHONGDEXIAOMINGZONGSHIBEIGEZHONGQIPAWENTINANZHU,KEZHONGXUEKEBENZHONGZAIMEICHUXIANGUOXIAOMING,WOJIUZHIDAONEISHAZIKAOBUSHANGGAOZHONG!

SHIWU、TINGXIAXIUXIDESHIHOU,BUYAOWANGJIBIERENHAIZAIBENPAO,SUOYIQINGNULISHENCHUSHUANGTUI,BANDAOTA!

SHILIU、YIDAOHUANJIDESHIHOU,NVSHENGJIURONGYIDESANZHONGBING:“JUEDEZIJIQUNIANMAIDEYIFUDOUTECHOU”DEBING,“JUEDEZIJIYIJULIZONGSHAOLEYIJIANYIFU”DEBING,“JUEDEZIJIQUNIANJIUSHILUOBENGUOLAIDE”DEBING!

SHIQI、BUYONGTAIXIANMUYUNDONGPAIXINGBANGBUSHUBINIDUODEHAOYOU,TAMENKENENGMEIZOUDUOYUAN,TAMENZHISHITUIDUAN!

SHIBA、BUYAOZONGNAZIJIGENBIERENBI,NIXIANMUBIERENSHOU,BIERENHAIXIANMUNICHANGWEIHAO,NIXIANMUBIERENYOUQIAN,BIERENHAIXIANMUMEIRENZHAONIJIEQIAN!

SHIJIU、SHIJIESHANGYOULIANGGEWO,YIGEJIANXIEXINGFAFENTUQIANG,YIGECHIXUXINGDUOLUOFANGZONG!

ERSHI、BUCHENGSHUNANRENDEBIAOZHIJIUSHIWEILELIXIANGKEYIZHUANGLIEDEXISHENG,NEIMEZENMEJIUCHENGSHULENI?SHENMESHIHOUNINENGWEILELIXIANGERBEIJIANDEHUOZHE,NIJIUCHENGLEYIGECHENGSHUDENANREN!


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