新浪体育

24条超级搞笑的短句子,幽默诙谐,让你从头笑到尾!

时间:2019-02-23 17:57:31  分类:经典搞笑语录  阅读:

YI、BENLAIZHUNBEIJINNIANSHOUCHENGYIDAOSHANDIAN,LIANGXIANIMENDEYAN,BUXIANGJINGRANPANGCHENGLEJIANGUOQIANG,DANGZHULENIMENDESHIXIAN。

ER、HUIDAOJIAWOHENGAOXINGDEGAOSULAOBA,WOJITASHENGLEYIDABIQIAN,JINNIANBUYONGZAIHUAQIANJIWOMAIKEBENLE,YINWEIWOYOULIUJILE!

SAN、GANGBEIRENWENZUISHANGKOUHONGSHENMEPAIZI,WOJITAZHILELU,XIANGQIANYIZHIZOU,DIYIGELUKOUZUOZHUANNEIJIAMALATANG,JIDEGAOSULAOBANDUOFANGLAJIAO。

SI、SHENMESHIYOUYI?WOBIYEHOUHUANGUO4GESHOUJIHAO,SHEIYEMEIGAOSU,RANERTONGXUEJIEHUNSHIHAISHILIANXIDAOLEWO!

WU、ERSHIDUOSUIDENIANJI,YOUDERENTUOLEDAN,YOUDERENTUOLEPIN,ERWOQUETUOLEJIANG,XIANGZHIHASHIQIYIYANGZAIERHUODEDAOLUSHANGKUANGBEN。

LIU、YIDINGYAOJIZHUNEIXIEPEINILIAODAOSHENYEDEREN,JIUSHIYINWEITAMEN,CAIRANGNIAOYE,DAOZHIHEIYANQUANNEIMEZHONG,PIFUZHEIMECHADE。

QI、DANGYILIANGGERENSHUOWOPANGDESHIHOU,WOBUYIWEIRAN,HOULAIYUELAIYUEDUODERENSHUOWOPANG,ZHEIGESHIHOUWOZHONGYUYISHIDAOLESHIQINGDEYANZHONGXING,ZHEIGESHIJIESHANGDEPIANZIZHENSHIYUELAIYUEDUOLE。

BA、NIMENMEICIMARENSHI,YOUMEIYOUKAOLVGUODUIFANGDEGANSHOU?FANZHENGWOSHIYOU,JINLIANGBUYONGFANGYAN,PADUIFANGTINGBUDONG。

JIU、ZHIQIANTANLEYIGEDUIXIANG,YINWEIWOAIWANYOUXI,SHICHANGHUILENGLUOTA,TAZAIYUWODUOCIJIAOSHEWEIGUODEQINGKUANGXIAYIRANTICHULEFENSHOU,MEIMEIXIANGQIZHEISHIWOZONGSHIHOUHUIBUYI,SUOYIWOYAOFENGQUANDAJIAYIJU,BUYAOQINGYIZHAODUIXIANG,ZHENDEHENYINGXIANGWANYOUXIDEXINQING。

SHI、KANDAOYIFENJIANLIHENBUCUO,YUSHIDADIANHUAJITA:“FANGBIANMIANSHIME?”TA:“HENBAOQIAN,WOBUSHI,WOSHIHUOTUICHANG。”

SHIYI、DAOLEWOZHEIGENIANJI,HUIZAINIERBIANQINGQINGCHANGGE,XIHUANNIDEROUTI,HAIHUISONGNIBAOBAODE,JIUZHISHENGXIAWENZILE。

SHIER、RENHUOZHEYIDINGBIEKUIDAIZIJI,BIRUJIANFEIZHEISHILIWOTAIYAOYUANLE,HAISHICHIWANLIDEROUGENGSHIJI。

SHISAN、NIANJIQINGQING,TIZHONGDAOSHIBUQING。YUEBUDUO,XIANGMAIDEDAOSHITINGDUO。ZHANGDENANKAN,XIANGDEDAOSHITINGMEI。

SHISI、KAOSHISHIHOUBUJILAOSHILULIANGSHOU,TAHAIZHENYIWEIZIJIJIAODETINGHAONI!

SHIWU、NVRENYIDINGYAODUIZIJIHAOYIDIAN。YIDANLEISILE,JIUHUIYOUBIEDENVRENHUANIDEQIAN,ZHUNIDEFANG,SHUINIDELAOGONG,DANIDEWA。

SHILIU、RUGUONIYOUXIHUANDENVSHENG,JIUSONGTAYIZHIKOUHONGBA,ZHISHAOTAQINBIERENDESHIHOU,NIHAIYOUCANYUGAN。

SHIQI、XIAOHAIZINANGUOLEKOUTOUSHANGHONGHONGJIUKAIXINLE,WOMENDARENBUXING,DECHIDUNHAODEHUOMAIXIEDONGXICAIXING。

SHIBA、MEICIMIANDUIMEISHI,WODOUGAOJIEZIJI:CHIDUOLEHUISI。DANJIEGUOZHENGMING,WOGENBENJIUBUPASI。

SHIJIU、ZUORENZUISHIBAIDEMOGUOYUTANGSENG,SHENBIANDERENWULUNSHIDISHIYOU,ZONGXIANGSONGTASHANGXITIAN。

ERSHI、SHEISHUO“NIANNIANBUWANG,BIYOUHUIXIANG”,XIHUANDERENCONGMEIDALIGUOWO,XIANGYIYEBAOFU,YECONGMEISHIXIANGUO。

ERSHIYI、ZAIWAIPINSANNIAN,YIWUSUOYOUDEHUIDAOJIA。BENYIWEIMAMAHUIDAFALEITING。KEMEIXIANGDAOMAMAMEIYOUMAWO,HAIANWEIWO:“HAIZI,NIBINGBUSHIYIWUSUOYOU,ZUIQIMANIHAIYOULIANHUILAI。”

ERSHIER、BIANXUNBUZHE,YOUTANDANGNIANXIAOMANYAO。KONGYUHEN,YISHENWUHUABIAO!LAOBAN,ZAILAIYILONGXIAOLONGBAO!

ERSHISAN、ZHONGYUZHIDAOWEISHENMERENMENJIEHUNDOUYAOXUANGEHAORIZILE,YINWEIJIEHUNHOUKENENGJIUMEIYOUHAORIZILE。

ERSHISI、SHEHUIA,ZHENDESHINENGGAIBIANREN。YIQIANZAIXUEXIAODESHIHOUWOSHIGEHENYOUXIUDEREN,XIANZAIWOSHIGEHAOREN。ZHEIDOUSHIGUNIANGMENGAOSUWODE。


上一篇:一句话经典搞笑语录,笑死人不偿命
下一篇:没有了!

新浪体育相关的文章
热门文章